Festival of Lights, y'all! Enjoy your dead baby cake!

Warning: Elegant holiday swears.

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You promise it's kosher? Alright, I'll have some.

It's a candle salad! Seriously. Candle. I swear. See, here's the recipe even! http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Candle-Salad