In my estimation, Thor is as sweet as frosting. He can visit me with that hammer any day.
I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.
Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.
Awesome, I prefer Runts to real bananas anyway.
The pictures, they keep moving!
Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!
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