In my estimation, Thor is as sweet as frosting. He can visit me with that hammer any day.

I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.

Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

Awesome, I prefer Runts to real bananas anyway.

The pictures, they keep moving!

Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!