Chocolate zombies aren't too scary, you can totally eat their brains without getting infected.

Here you go, kiddo! Don't let your dog get to that one.

Your Halloween costume is invalid.

He looks congested, and lonely. give him a break and eat him already.

Regardless of how fancy it is, middle schoolers will still snort it to make their friends laugh. Oh the pain!

DON U KNOW HALLURWORN IS NO FOR TXGIVINK?

This isn't it. Don't do this. For the love of all that is decent don't melt skittles on a pizza crust.