Push button, receive a slurry of rehydrated starch product.
Our submitter says: "My birthday is in November, I started asking for this cake in March, and it took every bit of those eight months to convince my girlfriend to make me this "cake". It's a double-layer biscuits and gravy cake with bacon lettering. It stands about 5-6 inches tall (variance due to gravy icing) and 9-10 inches in diameter (again, due to gravy.) Finished it in one sitting."