Lol, say "pasta" again!
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Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.
How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.
Remember how Americans are the ones who go overboard with ordering everything on the menu and eating until we explode? Let's take a little peek at what Japan's up to...
Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!
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No one cares if I lose 10 pounds. Gimme that cake.
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