Oh Too Bad Mate

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Oh Too Bad Mate
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You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.

Watch For Broken Glass

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Watch For Broken Glass
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Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

This Wine Tastes Squiddy

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This Wine Tastes Squiddy
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Want everything you drink to taste more like a delicious, briny, dried squid? You're in luck! They make a cup out of a real dried squid for just such a purpose!

You Sneaky Little Jerk!

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You Sneaky Little Jerk!
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That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.

Minimalist Party Ware

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Minimalist Party Ware
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I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.