SQUASH ALL THE FOODS!
You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.
Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.
Want everything you drink to taste more like a delicious, briny, dried squid? You're in luck! They make a cup out of a real dried squid for just such a purpose!
That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.
I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.
What's that drunky? Use your words.
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