SQUASH ALL THE FOODS!

You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.

Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

Want everything you drink to taste more like a delicious, briny, dried squid? You're in luck! They make a cup out of a real dried squid for just such a purpose!

That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.

I don't have furniture, it ruins my minimalist aesthetic. You can't put anything down. Deal with it.

What's that drunky? Use your words.