Mom I Hate You!

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Mom I Hate You!
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Being a teenage girl is hard, you guys. Sometimes it's hard to be direct.

I Love You No Matter What

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I Love You No Matter What
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Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.

Looks Fresh

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Looks Fresh
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I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!

Enjoying Your Cake?

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Enjoying Your Cake?
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Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.

You're Doing it Wrong

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You're Doing it Wrong
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You're supposed to unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole, duh.

Microwaved Comfort

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Microwaved Comfort
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These potatoes are so delicious I just wanna roll around in them.