Being a teenage girl is hard, you guys. Sometimes it's hard to be direct.
Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.
She is so bland.
I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!
Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.
You're supposed to unhinge your jaw and swallow it whole, duh.
These potatoes are so delicious I just wanna roll around in them.
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