In this universe, energon cubes are actually made of marshmallow.
Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It's essentially a food product anyway.
From our submitter: The family is hanging around like hungry Jawas trying to carry him off to eat him. Use the forks Luke!
Sure it's sugary and full of butter. But it's probably still better for you than a big mac and large fries.
I'd be happy if, instead of being bigger on the inside, this tardis was denser and actually made of ginger spice cake.