Snacktime just got terrifying.

I guess this is what our soldiers are up to on their down-time. Nice work, but it's so totally not Christmas.

Sweat it out cookies, you'll be delicious for swimsuit season.

Just don't try to eat the cookies while you're doing the poses. Don't want to end up with gingerbread in your windpipe.

I want so badly for that little gingerbread TNT box to explode and shoot sprinkles everywhere.

What it lacks in structural integrity it makes up for in deliciousness.

Someone invent icing skates now! We can use fruitcakes as pucks! We're gonna be rich!