Father's Day is coming up, have you ordered your dad a meat basket yet?
Flowers die. A bouquet of booze is forever.
Thanks, now I have a nasty Sweetheart floating in my gin.
InB4: Woman, get back in the kitchen!
If I could mail you each a taco I would. You're tops. Except you. You know who you are. No taco for you.
I think you all know what to get me. Send to CheezHQ, Seattle, WA. Luv u, thanks!
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