Thank you, Denmark, for making my life so much easier and sleep so much more elusive.

Genius! I lay my firstborn at the feet of whomever decided to try this!

I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!

Beverly Hills wins this round. Just wait until I perfect my robot that shoots a gentle stream of bourbon directly into your mouth while giving you a foot massage!

It's important that snacks are organized by their deliciousness, usefulness, desirability and packaging.

This is some serious business people. Does she LOOK like she's joking?

I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.