May Not Be Right For Everyone

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May Not Be Right For Everyone
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Please consult your physician if you experience brain freeze that lasts more than four hours.

I Feel So Clean!

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I Feel So Clean!
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Gelato has to be better for you than ice cream, it's Italian!

Gelato to Really Get You Going

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Gelato to Really Get You Going
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Ladies, lay off this one unless you want your babies to have flippers.

Can I Get a Sample of Children Please?

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Can I Get a Sample of Children Please?
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Ugh, tastes too much like innocence and crayons. I'll take a scoop of Zabalone please.

Gelato Monsters

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Gelato Monsters
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I want two scoops of the fish who just got goosed in the back there.