Hold Me, Carrot

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best of the week,carrots,garden,hug,snuggle,twist
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Carrot love does not discriminate based on color.

Go on a Diet, Fatty!

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fence,garden,stuck,watermelon
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Now we have to call the fire department to save you from the fence and it will be all embarrassing.

Gather in the Garden For a Meat Snack

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Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!

Clear Your Plate

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bento,broccoli,fried,garden,rice,sand,starving,zen
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The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.

Octo-Squash

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arms,face,garden,octopus,squash
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You know I can't resist a guy with eight arms.

Derp-mato

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derp,duhhh,face,fruits-veggies,garden,tomato,vine
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Duuurrrr DO YOU NEED A SALAD?

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