Carrot love does not discriminate based on color.

Now we have to call the fire department to save you from the fence and it will be all embarrassing.

Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!

The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.

You know I can't resist a guy with eight arms.

Duuurrrr DO YOU NEED A SALAD?