Juicy Fruit

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Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.

Ice Cream Stacker

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Ice Cream Stacker
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Spherical scoops are totally over. Everyone knows a cylinder is more architecturally stable anyway.

Frakking Toasters!

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Frakking Toasters!
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It was only a matter of time until you could emblazon a cylon on your toast. It must be satisfying to eat an evil robot's head.

Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space

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Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Lucky Charms Cereal Sifter

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Lucky Charms Cereal Sifter
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Ensures you get plenty of marshmallows in every bowl. Why these don't come in every box is the world's greatest mystery!

Woof Woof Woof Hurry Up

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Well that's one way to get me to stop eating hot dogs.

Breakfast, DONE!

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Breakfast, DONE!
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Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.