Let's run a few experiments to test the velocity of a muffin traveling towards my mouth.

I'm not surprised that old people do the hanky panky, but CANADIANS? What's that all about, eh?

Turkish ice cream don't come cheap!

If there's anything more scary than H.P. Lovecraft's horrific entity Cthulhu, it just might be what the Epic Meal Time guys cook up this time. Yuck.

I mean the Spam, not the Four Loko. Editor's note: mild foul language