My dreams only revolve around pizza and cupcakes... and now the two are one.

Yes, I think you're right about that.

Not only is the product placement unfortunate, you might be attracting something other than your average carnivore with a $3.99 special like that.

Another fake new Ben & Jerry's flavor, this time with more social unrest!

No, not the sardonic Wuthering Heights character, the cartoon cat who eats fish bones. That's the extent of my cultural learning.