You've got a little ketchup on your face there, let me lick it off.

Because we need more ways to do more things while driving two ton death machines.

Denny's has outdone themselves in the department of food I want to eat so badly I'd punch a granny.

This is pretty much all you need to make out with me. You smell like fries. I'm yours.

First anger, then denial, then despondency.

It's gonna take a freaking huge and pissed off bird to protect this nest full of snacks.

Maybe this is from the test market for McDonald's new "LOL" campaign.