Come To Papa

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beer,birthday,cake,donut,fries,hot dog
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Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.

If the Goal Was Soggy Fries, You Win

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Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.

The Astounding Magic of Fries

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animated,fries,gifs,hover,magic View Fullscreen
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Would you be more or less likely to eat a platter of fries if they hovered in front of your face? I'd eat them as fast as I could in hopes to gain their levitation powers.

Happy Birthday, Value Meal!

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birthday,burger,candle,fries,old
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I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.

Uninvited Snack

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alpaca,chicken fingers,fries,furry,hiding,super bowl,toast
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Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.

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