The nice thing about a shake made of frosting is that you don't need to keep it cold to keep it creamy. A good warm glass of sugar is all I'm looking for.

He WILL recount those fries and if there are 86, someone is going to pay!

All food should come in pockets. Ordering fries on the side is so pedestrian.

It truly is a match made in adolescent fast food heaven.

Robbing the good people of England of their precious CHIPS!!!

Honey I made you a giant calzone for dinner! JK! I can't cook!

I didn't pay good money for these fries just to give them up to adorable freeloaders!