Raw tuna or watermelon? Willing to gamble?
Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.
I accept no messing around when I'm dealing with leftovers. Though I think this should be on pizza dough. If you're gonna do carbs, DO CARBS HARD.
The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.
Zombies are developing quite the cultured palates these days, seasoning and frying their brains before they eat them. How civilized!