Did you lose all of your teeth or something? One cannot live on pudding alone.

I better not catch you putting any food in there. Beer only!

Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.

What a burst of flavor!

Take all the leftovers you've already got and pile them into a sandwich to make room for the three pounds of turkey and taters your mom makes you take home on Thursday night.

The things they get up to when we're not even looking.

You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!