I've never seen a regular season game with five balls on the field, but this version of the game looks delicious.

Eat the goalposts first to keep rivalries out of gluttony and in the betting pool.

Can a fairweather fan like me get plates for like six teams that I can switch out?

This is the kind of giant, boxed meal that can only be eaten absent-mindedly while watching the game. Focusing any real attention on this meal would make me want to kill myself.

Soon enough that 5 pound bag of Seahawks M&Ms is going to be finished off because I eat when I'm sad. GO HAWKS!!!

There just aren't as many edible dioramas of baseball games.

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