This is an accurate depiction of my breath after drinking said coffee.
Never miss an opportunity to discuss conception.
That's not vegetable juice, you're not supposed to shake it.
Are you old enough to be drinking coffee?
How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.
Today is the day, after I drink my coffee I'm taking all the pigs down.
It's too early for this crap.
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