This is an accurate depiction of my breath after drinking said coffee.
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That's not vegetable juice, you're not supposed to shake it.
Are you old enough to be drinking coffee?
How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.
Today is the day, after I drink my coffee I'm taking all the pigs down.
It's too early for this crap.
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