Cool Cool Waters

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Cool Cool Waters
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Dolphins love the chilly iced coffee sea!

Shred that Coffee

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Shred that Coffee
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Even in coffee shops there is a strict "no Stairway to Heaven" rule.

Freeze That Foam

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I'm skeptical about frozen beer keeping my beer cold. I think they're just trying to sell me a gimmick and less beer for more money.

Me Gusta Caffeine

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Me Gusta Caffeine
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Me no gusta mornings but you just made this one special.

Bird Vomit Coffee

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Bird Vomit Coffee
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The Japanese there translates as the sound effect of barfing, which is what the bird is doing. What's your question again?

DECORATE ALL THE LATTES

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DECORATE ALL THE LATTES
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Oh my bad, that third one is a kid's hot chocolate, clearly.

It's a Little Early

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It's a Little Early
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I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.