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"Crunches like an apple, tastes like a grape"
By Sasha
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What's wrong with an apple tasting like an apple? Get away from me, off-brand Grape Ape. I'm not falling for your cool-surfer-dude vibe.

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Via: foodbeast.com
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Only your fanciest friends will appreciate your sophisticated taste.

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Via: foodbeast.com
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It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

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Good old fruit isn't good enough, we need to inject it and wrap it in plastic.

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Via: www.vat19.com
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How to attract a sub-social gamer, lesson one...

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Via: www.geekalerts.com
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Just don't let your face get anywhere near a dog if you wanna keep them pretty lips.