Could be worse, it could taste like your mouth before you brush your teeth.

Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

I'm not sure how I could top the best-named food product ever: Flamas Doritos Locos Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Just put it in my mouth already!

Gross, it's got snake in it!

Nothing says refreshing like a sweaty melon.

Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Perfect for babies!