Could be worse, it could taste like your mouth before you brush your teeth.
Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?
I'm not sure how I could top the best-named food product ever: Flamas Doritos Locos Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Just put it in my mouth already!
Gross, it's got snake in it!
Nothing says refreshing like a sweaty melon.
Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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