I eat everything with my hands these days.

Dinner will be ready soon, don't be rude.

I prefer to try to scoop food up in a real, mittened hand rather than a mitten shaped spoon.

Can I get this printed on a tablecloth? I'm not so good with memorization.

Oh good, a cheese pick. I simply can't enjoy a rustic artisinal cheese board in the wilderness without a proper cheese pick!