I eat everything with my hands these days.
Dinner will be ready soon, don't be rude.
I prefer to try to scoop food up in a real, mittened hand rather than a mitten shaped spoon.
Can I get this printed on a tablecloth? I'm not so good with memorization.
Oh good, a cheese pick. I simply can't enjoy a rustic artisinal cheese board in the wilderness without a proper cheese pick!
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