That's why you coat them in butter and marshmallows and take your sweet time.

I hope he's charging for a show like that.

Just always think, how can I make this go faster? There's usually a way.

Oh what a waste, no time to even enjoy it.

Where's the gravy button? I DEMAND A GRAVY BUTTON!

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