That's why you coat them in butter and marshmallows and take your sweet time.
I hope he's charging for a show like that.
Just always think, how can I make this go faster? There's usually a way.
Oh what a waste, no time to even enjoy it.
Where's the gravy button? I DEMAND A GRAVY BUTTON!
Source: http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/YYN408 Via: Laughing Squid http://laughingsquid.com/japanese-bullet-train-chopsticks/
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