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You aren't even a citrus, that coat looks dumb on you.
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Can you rap these leftovers for me? No I don't want a bag, drop a beat!
Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!
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