You'll bow in subservience to its mystical flavor.
This food tastes funny, what kind of salt is this?
You have to wonder how many people at the great Googamooga festival thought this was a real menu and tried to order some heated ploppers.
Ugh, moth, why do you get a better breakfast than me?
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Who do I have to throw money at to make this a reality?
I'd like half a pound of drippins with a few hot wings and a rattle snake or two thrown in.
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