All of his friends got baked.
If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.
Or I will beet you into submission.
Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.
It'll all be over soon enough and your misery will be over.
Why so serious? Is it scurvy?
I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!