Rachel says: "This is the exotic and costly "Pine aplle," not to be confused with its more affordable and better-spelled cousin. (Taken in Astoria, Queens, New York City at a Key Food Supermarket.)"

No joke, in Northern Canada, food really, actually costs this much. And you thought you had it bad.

You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?

Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.

Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!

I'm more concerned with the fact that this man can't read numbers or move a decimal place than the price of the melons.

What does $23.60 get you in one cup at Starbucks? A Java Chip Frappuccino in a Trenta cup, 16 shots of espresso, a shot of soy milk, caramel flavoring, banana puree, strawberry puree, vanilla beans, Matcha powder, protein powder, and a drizzle of caramel and mocha. Enjoy not sleeping for days.