A delivery he'll never forget.

I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!

So wait, do you put the cereal in the toaster or is the cereal a bunch of little toasters?

Best enjoyed with pain and suffering.

Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?

Assimilate!

That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!