Melon Conspirators

Favorite
evil,face,plotting,sliced,watermelon
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I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!

Toaster Cereal

Favorite
Battlestar Galactica,cereal,cylons,evil,robots,TV
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So wait, do you put the cereal in the toaster or is the cereal a bunch of little toasters?

Death Metal Pasta

Favorite
death metal,evil,pasta,pentagram,stars
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Best enjoyed with pain and suffering.

Eye of Sauron Cake

Favorite
cake,evil,Eye of Sauron,lotr
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Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?

Hey Pudding, Give Me My Pudding!

Favorite
chocolate,evil,face,lid,pudding
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That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!

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