A delivery he'll never forget.
I think they're planning to drink all your vodka. Joke's on them!
So wait, do you put the cereal in the toaster or is the cereal a bunch of little toasters?
Best enjoyed with pain and suffering.
Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?
That's hardly fair, you've had access to the chocolatey goodness for weeks!
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