Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

The apples are playing right into my dastardly plan!

Snacks get gum disease too. It's a serious matter.

It can be difficult to talk about food in a language that is not your first.

But what does it TASTE like?

I love Engrish. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/