Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?

Whatever you do just don't think about where it came from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ASEqKpKJ4

I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8&feature=related]

It'll either keep you going or totally eff you up. I'm counting on the latter, I've got some partying to do!

If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.

Give a couple of these to a redhead and you're in real trouble.

CALM THE EFF DOWN ALREADY! No more juice for you!

Note: The word "spaz" in the US is not a derogatory term. You, also, calm down.