Big and Strong Like Ox!

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can,elixir,energy drink,label,moustache
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Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?

Let's Go Party With Slurms McKenzie!

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energy drink,futurama,highly addictive,nasty,queen,slurm,Video,worm
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Whatever you do just don't think about where it came from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ASEqKpKJ4

Sounds Viscous

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commercial,energy drink,Ghostbusters,he man,nasty,slime,slimed,slimer
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I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8&feature=related]

Flaming Moe Fires You Up

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energy drink,flaming moe,moe,simpsons
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It'll either keep you going or totally eff you up. I'm counting on the latter, I've got some partying to do!

Duff Man Gets Amped Up

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beer,can,duff,energy drink,label,simpsons
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If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.

Can't Stop the Coppertop

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battery,coppertop,duracell,energy drink
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Give a couple of these to a redhead and you're in real trouble.

Wanna Feel Less Sucky?

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annoying,bunny,buzz,caffiene,energy drink,spaz juice
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CALM THE EFF DOWN ALREADY! No more juice for you!

Note: The word "spaz" in the US is not a derogatory term. You, also, calm down.

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