Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?
Whatever you do just don't think about where it came from.
I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.
It'll either keep you going or totally eff you up. I'm counting on the latter, I've got some partying to do!
If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.
Give a couple of these to a redhead and you're in real trouble.
CALM THE EFF DOWN ALREADY! No more juice for you!
Note: The word "spaz" in the US is not a derogatory term. You, also, calm down.
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