I'm Having a Constant Emergency

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It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!

It's a Beermergency!

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Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.

It's a McMergency!

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We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

72 Hours of Romance

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In an emergency I demand well-balanced, non-perishable meals. Also massive amounts of sodium.

Watch For Broken Glass

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Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

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