It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!
Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.
We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.
In an emergency I demand well-balanced, non-perishable meals. Also massive amounts of sodium.
Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.
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