It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!

Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.

We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

In an emergency I demand well-balanced, non-perishable meals. Also massive amounts of sodium.

Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.