I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!
Oh stock photos, is there a stereotype you DON'T perpetuate?
There's something really amazing about a man who will eat as much as he can of whatever it is you present to him. Kobayashi, marry me!
Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.
Are you sad? Here, have a snack.
I know you hide your shame and eat in the bathroom. Don't worry, you're not alone.
Cheer up, food court guy. Someone cares enough to capture and share your private misery!