Friends Get in the Way

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Friends Get in the Way
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I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!

You and Your Pickles

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You and Your Pickles
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Oh stock photos, is there a stereotype you DON'T perpetuate?

Up to Any Challenge

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There's something really amazing about a man who will eat as much as he can of whatever it is you present to him. Kobayashi, marry me!

The Slippery Topping Conundrum

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The Slippery Topping Conundrum
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Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.

Dirty Little Secrets

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Dirty Little Secrets
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I know you hide your shame and eat in the bathroom. Don't worry, you're not alone.

Forever Alone: Fast Food Edition

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Cheer up, food court guy. Someone cares enough to capture and share your private misery!