Such a cute caterpillar...I could just eat you up!
Want everything you drink to taste more like a delicious, briny, dried squid? You're in luck! They make a cup out of a real dried squid for just such a purpose!
They taste like whimsy, magic, and anchovies.
I heard a chick say she was bringing her own party crabs.
*Editor's note: I have eaten, or tried to eat those party crabs. Nastiest snack on the planet, hands down!
Needs more hooves and innards.
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