Chinese Take-Out Costume

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Chinese Take-Out Costume
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I never thought there would come a day when someone could make hangover food slutty and slightly racist. I'm impressed, world!

Alterations Made Simple

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Alterations Made Simple
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This thing is impossible to walk in. I'll have a big ol' salad and be on my miniskirted way.

Not all dresses are edible, sadly.

Morning Eats: Lady in Bread

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Morning Eats: Lady in Bread
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When you dress this provocatively, you're just asking to be bitten.

Cheeseburger Dress

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Cheeseburger Dress
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This is the uniform I wear everyday to work at Cheezburger Inc.