Chinese Take-Out Costume

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chinese,costume,dress,halloween,slutty,take out
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I never thought there would come a day when someone could make hangover food slutty and slightly racist. I'm impressed, world!

Alterations Made Simple

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dress,fashion,lettuce,peta,vegetarian,veggies
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This thing is impossible to walk in. I'll have a big ol' salad and be on my miniskirted way.

Not all dresses are edible, sadly.

Morning Eats: Lady in Bread

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bread,clothing,dress,mannequin,pastries
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When you dress this provocatively, you're just asking to be bitten.

Cheeseburger Dress

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This is the uniform I wear everyday to work at Cheezburger Inc.

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