Squeaky like a mouse that is; that's a hell of a lot of cheese powder!

Do you also lick your finger and clean the last bits of flavor dust out of the bag? No, me neither.

Who needs a stable relationship when you can have snacks amirite?

If Dr. Steve Brule approves, I approve.

Gold is worthless when you've got the munchies or the playoffs are on.

This is how I feel on the inside when I eat too many Firey Habanero Doritos. Worth it.

There is no way I could improve on this straightforward description: "A savory alternative to birthday cake: Bacon cornbread layered with black beans, seasoned ground beef, and nacho cheese sauce. Frosted with sour cream and decorated with crunched up cheese Doritos. Served at room temperature."