I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
I wanna hang out at this dude's house! He's got some serious gourmet skills.
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This is precious cargo, man. I'm not just gonna leave it out here where anyone can come along and steal it!
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
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You can class it up as much as you like but it's still a deep fried meaty cop snack.
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