I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
I wanna hang out at this dude's house! He's got some serious gourmet skills.
Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.
This is precious cargo, man. I'm not just gonna leave it out here where anyone can come along and steal it!
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
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